MAJOR PROBLEM PLAGUES THE DOG WORLD! Your dogs are being cheated by poorly-made squeakers.

Squeakers!

Breast implants!

FACE IT, YOUR DOGS ARE BEING RIPPED OFF BY NON-FUNCTIONING SQUEAKERS IN MODERN SQUEAKY TOYS!

So, you bring home a dog toy for your best friend, little Rover, and before you know it, the squeaker in the toy is broken. How is this fair? The booming dog toy industry is making a fortune off you and your pet by placing poorly-made squeakers in dog squeaky toys. 
Is this your dog after his hard-earned squeaky toy breaks?

Ms. Van Peltz.

A victim of greedy dog toy makers.

Fight back! Mona Van Peltz, a former victim of poorly-made inflatable breast inserts, has started the group, Keep Our Squeakies Squeaking (KOSS) to fight this crippling problem.

Ms. Van Peltz is tried of being ripped off for dog toys and think you should be too. Please join her by sending in your donations, any amount is welcome, to the author of this blog. Remember, make your check out to KOSS--Frank Criscenti. Someday we will no longer be afflicted by non-operational squeakers. Do it today so we can end this problem ASAP.