Try this.
Healing dog spit--dog kisses work miracles.
Kiss your dog today, and let your dog kiss you back. No, it needn't be on the mouth.
Research indicates that dog owners have lower blood pressure, cholesterol, and stress. Even cats can help people live longer. I know, that is the nicest thing you will hear here about such creatures. Okay, cats are all right. God, please, write me nasty letters. I'll take any reaction I can get.
Friends, thanks for reading. I've heard some nice things about my Sgt. Prestleton and Prince stories. He happens to be on summer hiatus. Stay tuned. The Dog Chronicle execs have promised to renew the show.
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