Lindsay Lohan's Dog Jailed. R-T U Painted on Nails.

After Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail yesterday, her dog, Screwthejudge was sentenced to 90 days in the hoosegow for drinking from the toilet and barking incessantly. Lohan's bitch had RUT U painted on her nails.
"It's not fair," said Screwthejudge. "That other bitch doesn't get sent immediately to pound, how come I do? I want to go back to rehab."
Lohan has been the subject of countless stories in the media for her bizarre and self-destructive behavior. Lohan's dog has often been seen intoxicated on toilet water.
The judge who sentenced Screwthejudge to the pound was unavailable for comment. Lindsay Lohan had this to say, "x^%%$***@&!"
Screwthejudge's lawyer, J. Cheever Loophole says he will appeal the sentence.

Photo by Flickr-- Joe Focus.