Thursday, June 3, 2010
VISITING FARMVILLE FARMER MAULED BY DOG!
Since FarmVille has no ambulances, doctors, or hospitals, Ms. Pickney was rushed to the post office in a tractor where the Arborists (tree surgeons) operated for three hours in order to close up her wounds.
Joe Bob Snickers has made no statements regarding the attack and has referred all inquiries to his Facebook lawyers. Ms. Pickney is in serious but "stable" condition at her FV post office.