The Truth Finally Comes Out-- Dingos Did Not Eat Meryl Streep's Baby-- Dogs in Space

4/5/2010

Dingos Deny Eating Meryl Streep's Baby--

After years of bad press just for eating a baby or two, the Dingo Anti-Defamation League has denied ingesting Meryl Streep's baby.

"We may have eaten that other lady's baby, but we have no knowledge of any eating involving a baby of the Award-winning actress. After all, in the 15,000 years of our existence on the Austrailian continent, we could have eaten a lot of actresses' babies, but we have confined our baby-eating to ordinary common babies, not famous ones," said Dog Hogan, spokesdog for the League.

Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, Cate Blanchett, and Olivia Newton John have said that dingos have never eaten any of their children. While it is true that a dingo ate one of Mel Gibson's kids, the child was quickly regurgitated and except for the mess, was left unharmed. Rumor has it that Gibson has so many children that he never really missed the eaten child, besides he was too busy swimming with his girlfriend and putting his foot in his mouth.

In related news, Mel Gibson claims he never ate his foot-- or the foot of any person of Jewish descent.